I'm glad he's not at this funeral. He'd ruin the mood (Now, everyone smile and say, 'He's not coming!')

This weekend, family, friends, and dignitaries gathered in Houston to celebrate former first lady Barbara Bush, who passed away at 92. It was a beautiful ceremony befitting of the wonderful life that she lived. And at the gathering, there was a rare group photo featuring the Bush family, the Clintons, the Obamas, and Melania Trump. The photographer was like, "Now, everyone smile and say, 'He's not coming!'" --James Corden

President Trump did not attend the funeral. The White House said they didn't want him to be a distraction. Only Donald Trump could make people say, "I'm glad he's not at this funeral. He'd ruin the mood." --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”