You’d drink too if you saw Donald Trump naked (Michael Cohen showed up and handed Macron $130,000)

The internet erupted after Melania Trump was photographed wearing a Beyoncé-style hat. And, just like Beyoncé, Melania is recording an album about her cheating husband. --Conan O’Brien

When French President Emmanuel Macron greeted President Trump, he kissed Trump on both cheeks. Then out of habit, Michael Cohen showed up and handed Macron $130,000. --Conan O’Brien

White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson has been accused of drinking on the job. Today, Jackson defended himself saying, "You’d drink too if you saw Donald Trump naked." --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”