Well, this weekend, we learned just how much news anchors have been dying to say s***hole. “Trump said WHAT? And then I get to say it on TV? Oh, man, this job rules.” --Seth Meyers
President Trump, yesterday, defended himself over reports that he used an expletive to describe African countries, saying, quote, “I’m not a racist. I’m the least racist person you’ve ever interviewed.” Man, who else has that reporter interviewed? Just Paula Deen? --Seth Meyers
President Trump spent Martin Luther King Jr. Day at his golf club in Florida. And what better way to celebrate Martin Luther King than with the whitest thing you can do — golf at a private club that’s named after you. --Seth Meyers
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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