"Hillary's
speeches may not be exciting, but, by God, every tired, cliched, coma-inducing
word is original. Except that they're not, that's the thing. You know,
politicians, they all steal. In her closing statement, she ripped off something
that Bill Clinton used to say, and he got it from Kennedy, who got it from FDR,
who got it from Lincoln, who got it from McCain. He's old." --Bill Maher
"The
New York Times printed a
story that said in John McCain's last campaign in 2000, he was apparently
acting so sprung on a lobbyist lady that his staff had to c---block the senior
citizen from Arizona from sweeping this chick right off her feet and onto his
motorized shopping cart. John McCain's pick-up line is, 'Did you know that 150
is the new 130?'" --Bill Maher
"But
I know what you're thinking, a Republican politician ... with a woman?"
--Bill Maher
"Come
on, what girl could resist? An old guy with anger problems and a bus."
--Bill Maher
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