"At the Olympics, the Russian men's hockey team was
knocked out by Finland. Vladimir Putin was said to be furious. He was yelling,
waving a sword around, threatening to send people to Siberia. Then the game
started." –Craig Ferguson
"A 101-year-old man is running for Congress. Now in what
state do you think that is? You know what state — Florida, of course! He's a
member of the tea party — the Boston Tea Party." –Craig Ferguson
"A new survey named Vienna, Austria, the world's best
city. Vienna came out on top in this survey because it was No. 1 in three
important categories: public transportation, clean air, and the quantity of
teeny-tiny sausages." –Craig Ferguson
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