"The Super Bowl this year will be played in Governor
Chris Christie's home state of New Jersey. It's a state that lately has gotten
used to 300-pound guys blocking things." –Conan O'Brien
"One congressman brought with him as his guest to the
State of the Union the Duck Dynasty guy. Wild guess which party. It was
Republican Congressman from Louisiana Vance McAllister. When asked why he said,
swear to God, 'I wanted to bring some diversity to our nation's capital.' Yes,
affirmative action for rednecks! This is what this nation needs. When will
white people get a seat at the table in this country?" –Bill Maher
"Poor
Atlanta…what a thing they went through…drivers were stranded, traffic was at a
standstill and everyone was asking the same question: 'What did we do to piss
off Chris Christie?'" –Bill Maher
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