"Did you see the Opening
Ceremonies today...what an elaborate pageant of flamboyant costumes and
choreographed dance numbers all aimed at one theme – no gays allowed."
–Bill Maher
"They rushed to get the
Olympics together there. The hotels are open but they keep finding forgotten
little things like handles on the doors, showers with no curtains, floors that
are missing. They say if you do fall through a missing floor, here's what you
do: relax your body, remain calm and above all – try to stick the
landing." –Bill Maher
"Guess which state is going to
be the next; it looks like, to legalize pot? It’s on the ballot and it’s
looking good…Alaska! And you thought Sarah Palin didn’t make any sense now." –Bill Maher
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