"Organizers for the Sochi Olympics have had trouble
filling seats for the biathlon. This is because Vladimir Putin is warning
people away from any event containing 'bi.'" –Conan O'Brien
"There are rumors that the Russian government placed
cameras in the hotel bathrooms in Sochi. Russia said, 'Don't worry, our cameras
don't work either.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Today at the Winter Olympics, temperatures reached almost
up to 60 degrees. In other words, the only thing higher than the temperature
were the U.S. snowboarders." –Conan O'Brien
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