"It's
day 15 of the government shutdown. President Obama said he was hopeful an
agreement would be reached tonight. Part of the problem is that Republicans
can't even agree among themselves on what they want. Which means Obama doesn't
know what to tell them they can't have." –Jimmy Kimmel
"When I
first heard the White House was under attack by freaky rodents, I thought,
'What's Ann Coulter done now?'" –Craig Ferguson
"Today John McCain said the shutdown was, quote, one of
the most shameful things he's seen as a senator. That's from a guy who saw
Lincoln get shot." –Conan O'Brien
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