"Tea
party Senator Ted Cruz gave a 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate. During
his protest, Cruz actually read from the book 'Green Eggs and Ham' by Dr.
Seuss. Democrats were like, 'When will this end?' But then Chris Christie said,
'When do we get those eggs and ham?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Breaking
Bad" airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who
has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide
for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to
Obamacare." –Jay Leno
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