"I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and
the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor." --Bill
Maher
"There is a big difference between a disappointing friend
and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what
makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they'd be your
relatives. But in this country they are all that stands between you and darkest
night. You know why their symbol is the letter 'D'? Because it's a grade that means
good enough, but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is 'R'?
Because it's the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a
shark." --Bill Maher
"This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's
not even out yet. It's being translated into English." --Bill Maher
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