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Friday, December 1, 2017

Jimmy Dore: Establishment Politics Failing Worldwide w/Prof. Richard Wolff

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Holy guacamole, this war sucks. (fired for sexually harassing himself)

According to the chairman of NBC News, (Matt) Lauer was fired due to "inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace." Not to be confused with "appropriate" sexual behavior in the workplace. Because that does not exist. –Stephen Colbert

We should have seen that Matt Lauer had a strange obsession with women. I mean, just look at any of his actual Halloween costumes. Dolly Parton, "Baywatch" babe, Paris Hilton, and Lucy from Peanuts. Good grief. After looking at those photos, I think he could have been fired for sexually harassing himself. –Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump weighed in on the Matt Lauer story tweeting, "Wow." Wait a minute. Wow? I'm still not used to a president typing the word "Wow." That's like if the first draft of the Gettysburg address was "Holy guacamole, this war sucks. Wow." –Stephen Colbert

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Until then, they’re keeping him in the Haunted Mansion (Fred Lobster)

The official Rockefeller Center Christmas tree was lit earlier tonight. And it will stand there until early January when I have to drag it out to the curb. –Seth Meyers

According to reports, Disney’s Hall of Presidents is scheduled to debut their Donald Trump statue sometime before Christmas. Until then, they’re keeping him in the Haunted Mansion. –Seth Meyers

A couple in Arkansas recently named their baby Olivia Garten in honor of the restaurant chain Olive Garden. Olivia is joined at home by her older brother, Fred Lobster. –Seth Meyers

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I assumed he was dead. I guess this is better. I don't know (Now we’re all in it together)

As is Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer was let go from the "Today" show this morning because of unspecified allegations of sexual harassment. This morning my wife looked on her phone and said, "Oh my God, Matt Lauer," which, of course, I assumed he was dead. I guess this is better. I don't know. –Jimmy Kimmel

And on top of all this, 75-year-old Garrison Keillor, the guy from "A Prairie Home Companion," was fired today from Minnesota Public Radio. Can you imagine being fired from Minnesota Public Radio? It's like having your library card revoked. –Jimmy Kimmel

Meanwhile North Korea launched another missile yesterday. That apparently now they can reach every part of the mainland of the United States. Which is scary, of course. And I know it sounds terrible, but speaking for those of us who live here on the west coast, there's something comforting about the fact that it's not just us who have to worry about this anymore. Now we’re all in it together. Congratulations. –Jimmy Kimmel

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thankfully, nothing like that could ever happen (racist gang that marches)

President Trump retweeted three videos from a far right British hate group called Britain First. The videos were meant to inflame anti-Muslim and anti-immigrant sentiments. For those of you that don't know, it basically is a racist gang that marches in the streets and wants Muslims out of the country. And I for one am just glad I now live in the United States where, thankfully, nothing like that could ever happen. –James Corden

Britain First was founded by a man named Jim Dowson who got his start in a town called Dundonald which frankly is exactly what we all wish we could all say right now, “You're done, Donald, get out, go away, it's done, Donald.” –James Corden

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