NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Carolina Hurricanes

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Vegas Golden Knights

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

God loves us and wants us to be happy (Don't play with Super Glue)

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

–Benjamin Franklin

"Whenever I see George W. Bush giving a speech, I always feel

that somewhere there is a comedy club with an empty stage."

--Jimmy Dore

“I want to make sure Ukraine has enough tanks before I get my colonoscopy.” –Kurt Metzger 1/26/2023

"What the government wants is control. What the corporate world wants is money. What both of them want is power. What neither of them care about is you." --Russell Brand

"I drink too much. I gave the doctor a urine sample and there was an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield

Why do dogs race to the door when you when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald

"My sister has multiple personalities. She called me the other day and my caller ID exploded."--Zach Galifianakis

A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman. --Wallace Stevens

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And, if you’re a 14-year-old boy, use bleach (Spock's neck and shoulder massage)

We are in this situation because Trump sold his supporters an obvious lie he had no intention of keeping, and now he's desperately trying to save face. For example, now he's just lying and saying the wall is already getting built. In fact, he even said recently that his supporters should start chanting "finish the wall" rather than "build the wall." Even your supporters know that you haven't started the wall. Because they know, if you had, Fox News would have a camera pointed at it 24/7, and the foreman on the job would be the fourth Fox and Friend. --Seth Meyers

“On Tuesday President Barack Obama called New York Giants head coach Tom Coughlin to congratulate him on his Super Bowl victory. He tried to call the Patriots too, but the call was dropped.” –Seth Meyers

Today was Clean Out Your Computer Day. And, if you’re a 14-year-old boy, use bleach. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Detroit Red Wings (Spock Hat Trick)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”