It's be a lot cooler if you did (More important, how could you tell if they were?)

So AOC is being called out for flying first class to speak at a Bernie Sanders fight oligarchy rally. We haven't seen this kind of hypocrisy since R Kelly told me not to pee on the toilet seat. —Greg Gutfeld

Financial experts predict that Trump’s tariffs may increase the cost of Botox. So are its regular users concerned? More important, how could you tell if they were? —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

At one point, Trump was so far ahead they put in Bronny James (That's it. I'm listening to R Kelly again)

And how did I let y'all convince me that rural Pennsylvania would pick the Jamaican Indian lady. Clearly, I've been spending too much time with you white liberals and your goofy optimism. It wasn't even close. At one point, Trump was so far ahead they put in Bronny (James). —Michael Che

So y'all gonna let a man with 34 felonies lead the free world and be the president of the United States? That's it. I'm listening to R Kelly again. I already do, but I'm gonna stop pretending I don’t. If white people can elect their felons, I can dance to mine. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I mean, R Kelly songs are good (honey, tell me what's wrong)

Donald Trump said this week that Americans will travel to Mars in his next term, probably to get an abortion. —Colin Jost

Sean Combs, his defense attorney, also argued that his client is not like R Kelly. First of all, never a great sign when the first person you compare your client to is R Kelly. But I have to agree. It's true. Diddy is nothing like our Kelly. I mean, R Kelly songs are good. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”