she argued it looked more like four and a half (the next day at recess)

So, emails show that the White House scrapped Joe Biden's Navy ship tour after learning how many steps were involved. Step one, apparently was don't sh** your pants. —Greg Gutfeld

Baseball's first female umpire made her debut Sunday, but made a bad call on the very first pitch. No one argued since she's always right. Apparently that first pitch measured about 6 inches off home plate. Although when asked about it later, she argued it looked more like four and a half. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

which means he now needs Cialis when he needs to wax off (the Master's Tools)

A highly infectious new Covid-19 strain from China has spread to the U.S. To prevent massive death people are advised to ignore Anthony Fauci. —Greg Gutfeld

Karate Kid Legends opens in theaters today and it features the original Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso, which means he now needs Cialis when he needs to wax off. —Greg Gutfeld

Sydney Sweeney is now selling bars of soap made out of her own bath water. This means now teenage boys will start swearing on purpose. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Give me some skin, Mr. Miyagi (following orders)

"President Obama was in Japan. Some people are upset that Obama bowed to the Japanese emperor. It's still better than when former President Bush high-fived the emperor and said, 'Give me some skin, Mr. Miyagi.'" –Conan O'Brien

There are reports that Bill Clinton encouraged Donald Trump to run for president. When asked about it, Bill Clinton said, “It hasn’t been this tense around my house since … well, you know…” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC (My dad's a bald eagle and my mom is a Big Mac)

"President Obama was in Japan. Some people are upset that Obama bowed to the Japanese emperor. It's still better than when former President Bush high-fived the emperor and said, 'Give me some skin, Mr. Miyagi.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Pope Francis revealed that he used to work as a nightclub bouncer. In the same interview he announced that on Tuesday night ladies get into heaven for free." ––Conan O'Brien

"The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This has sparked an angry rebuttal from Romney spokesperson Wen Cheng-Bao (Or, as President Bush calls him, Mr. Miyagi)

"Today Joe Biden said the only place Mitt Romney has created jobs is in China. This has sparked an angry rebuttal from Romney spokesperson Wen Cheng-Bao." –Conan O'Brien

"Obama called Romney a pioneer of outsourcing jobs. A spokesperson for Romney said, 'I dare him to come to India and say that to my face.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Later this week, President Bush will meet with the prime minister of Japan. Or, as President Bush calls him, Mr. Miyagi." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

LIES That Led Us To War (the holy trinity)

YouTube is planning a "Karate Kid" series that follows the characters 34 years later. The show is entitled "Ralph Macchio's Mortgage Is Due." --Conan O’Brien

In addition to President Trump, it turns out Kim Jong Un also called Putin to congratulate him on his election victory. Putin said afterward, "Wow, I’m hearing from all the crazies." --Conan O’Brien

President Trump is now being sued by a porn star, a reality star, and a Playboy model – or as Trump's evangelical supporters call that, "the holy trinity." --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Today is National Unfriend Day, a.k.a. NUD (crane kick from Karate Kid)

Today is National Unfriend Day, a.k.a. NUD. We started back in 2010. We try to encourage those of you on Facebook to decide which of your Facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who don’t make the cut. My mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word “friend,” which has been cheapened. Also I like saying the word “NUD.” –Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump today had his first official meeting with a foreign leader as president-elect. He met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in New York. The meeting actually got off to a rocky start. Trump asked the prime minister if he could teach him how to do the crane kick from “Karate Kid.” –Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump is planning a victory tour of the states he won. He’s planning on holding a series of rallies starting sometime after Thanksgiving. Maybe this is where he reveals it was all a prank. –Jimmy Kimmel