marriage is a sacred bond between a man and his wife and his mistress and the other woman he's seeing on the side (Project Mockingbird)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a maid, and now the kid is mad at her for lying to him all these years. She'd told him his father was an actor." –Jay Leno

"You know what's going to happen. Arnold will check into a sex addiction clinic, and next season the maid will go on Dancing with the Stars." -Jay Leno

"A gay activist dumped glitter all over Newt Gingrich. He wants Newt to stop being against gay marriage. But Newt believes marriage is a sacred bond between a man and his wife and his mistress and the other woman he's seeing on the side." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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