“If the House passes the articles of impeachment against Trump, which seems all but certain given the Democratic majority, then impeachment will move to a trial held in the Senate and presided over by Chief Justice John Roberts. The Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell, who would schedule the trial, has not indicated when the trial will be held or how long the trial will last, but he did announce that the verdict will be not guilty.” --Jimmy Kimmel
Trump got off easy only being charged with two articles of impeachment. Remember, the guy also obstructed justice in the Mueller probe, violated the constitution by enriching himself, inflicted human rights abuses on migrant children and directed an illegal scheme to pay hush money to cover up an affair. It’s not even hard to find the crimes with this guy. It’s like a Where’s Waldo? where Waldo is right in the middle of the map with a giant bag of cash in one hand and giving you the finger with the other one.” --Seth Meyers
“I’m glad we’re moving forward on impeachment, because we’re at a weird point. It’s like the set break at a concert. Right now, we’re just milling around hitting up the merch table deciding if 80 bucks is too much to pay for a Monsters of Constitutional Enforcement tour T-shirt.” --Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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