I'm also a war hero with a 32-inch waist who enjoys reading and helping poor people (sippy cups)

I appreciate by the way all of you putting on such a brave face when you I'm sure know that we're only days away from being overtaken by a migrant caravan I mean they are beating this story like Whitey Bulger in prison. I mean every day it gets worse. Trump is like a racist Paul Revere. You know the migrants are coming the migrants are coming! I don't get this? The migrants are the ones living off Mexican food and we're the ones shi**ing in our pants. He keeps calling it an invasion. Yes, an invasion of strollers. Yes the great invaders of history. Attila the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, and Dora the Explorer. Every day Fox News treats us like it's the Zombie Apocalypse. But zombies eat brains. Why would they be heading toward America? Trump is sending troops to stare down the people with sippy cups. --Bill Maher

You’ve got to give it at Donald Trump he sticks to the message. He said the other day that the caravan is a lot bigger than people think and then I swear to god I'm not making up, he said “I'm pretty good at estimating crowd size.” Next to modesty it's one of my greatest gifts. I'm also a war hero with a 32-inch waist who enjoys reading and helping poor people. No Trump, get this guy, he keeps complaining that the mail bomber and the synagogue shooter have hurt his election momentum. That's his gripe. These real attacks are taking attention away from my made-up attacks. How's a guy supposed to stir up hatred for Democrats and Jews when all the media reports on is attacks on Democrats and Jews. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

We told them the wealth would "trickle down" (that should pretty much make up for everything)

"The schedule for next year's Iowa caucuses has been announced. And Jewish voters are upset because the caucus is being held on Saturday, which means they can't attend. This could reduce the number of voters in the Iowa caucus by almost two." --Conan O'Brien

"Earlier this week -- this is weird, I just found out about this -- Shaquille O'Neal stopped by the White House unannounced to see President Obama, but a Secret Service agent turned him away. That really happened. The agent told Shaq to make an appointment and to someday make a free throw." --Conan O'Brien

"Interesting announcement just came out. Next month, a 95-year-old Crow Indian chief will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom. When asked about it, the chief said, 'Great, that should pretty much make up for everything.'" --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Can we vote for the horse? (One of our attorneys is Jewish)

Today was the big Alabama Senate election. And, as promised, Roy Moore rode his horse to the polls. But it got weird when people said, “Can we vote for the horse?” –Jimmy Fallon

The horse Roy Moore rode was named Sassy. And what doesn’t say “I’m innocent” like a 70-year-old man riding a horse named Sassy? –Jimmy Fallon

Last night Roy Moore's wife tried to defend him against bigotry claims by saying, quote, "One of our attorneys is a Jew." Soooo, happy first night of Hanukkah, everyone! –Jimmy Fallon

     

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Except for Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood (I didn't know he was Jewish!)

"And as you know, the McCain campaign is running that commercial where they're comparing Barack Obama to various Hollywood celebrities. And as you know, if there's one thing the Republicans will not stand for, it's electing some Hollywood celebrity to public office. Except for Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood -- you know, except for those." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is on the hunt for a new home. He just found out he and Laura are going to have to move out of the White House in a few months. His massive plan of foreclosures and plummeting real estate prices finally paid off." --Jimmy Kimmel 

"And earlier this week, John McCain had a small mole moved from his temple. To which President Bush said, 'Temple? I didn't know he was Jewish!'" --Jay Leno