President Obama picked up a nomination for best Democrat acting like a Republican. So, congratulations. (A brief history of corporate whining)

"And the Golden Globe nominations came out yesterday. President Obama picked up a nomination for best Democrat acting like a Republican. So, congratulations." –Jay Leno

"They found 22 million missing White House emails. You hear President Bush's excuse? He said he never bothered to ever send any of them because he couldn't find a stamp." –Jay Leno

"As you may know, Geraldine Ferraro quit the Clinton campaign after all the controversy over her remark suggesting that Barack Obama wouldn't be where he is today if he weren't black. Yeah. Now, here's the question -- do you think people are more popular because they're black? Think about this. I mean, look at Michael Jackson. Remember how popular he was when he was black? He was the biggest star in the world. The day he turned white, nothing!" –Jay Leno

 https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He wouldn't be in the position he's in if he wasn't green (No chance of her writing a book)

"And what's going on with Geraldine Ferraro? Did you hear what she said today? She said today, 'The leprechaun wouldn't be in the position he's in if he wasn't green.'" --Jay Leno

"And this 22-year-old brunette prostitute, Ashley Alexandra Dupre -- that's a hooker name if you ever heard one -- the one that got caught with the governor, she's now talking about writing a book. A book. So guys, let that be a lesson to you. Whenever you hire a prostitute, always go for the blondes. No chance of her writing a book." --Jay Leno

"St. Patrick's Day, of course, is the day we celebrate St. Patrick, who drove the snakes from Ireland. Ironically, it also marks the day a hooker drove a governor from office." --Jay Leno

"Governor Spitzer of New York officially, who officially resigned today has got more problems, because they're now saying he spent thousands of dollars on these prostitutes and tried to make it look like a legitimate expense. Yeah, yeah. Like after he had sex with them, he'd make the hooker go out and fix a pothole." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

He was the biggest star in the world. The day he turned white, nothing!

"As you may know, Geraldine Ferraro quit the Clinton campaign after all the controversy over her remark suggesting that Barack Obama wouldn't be where he is today if he weren't black. Yeah. Now, here's the question -- do you think people are more popular because they're black? Think about this. I mean, look at Michael Jackson. Remember how popular he was when he was black? He was the biggest star in the world. The day he turned white, nothing!" --Jay Leno

"Jack Kevorkian, remember him? The old suicide doctor. 79-years-old, planning to run for Congress. Run for Congress? Wow, talk about a politician with a lot of skeletons in his closet." --Jay Leno

"With all the bad news about the economy today, John McCain started distancing himself from President Bush. In fact, McCain was running so fast from President Bush, he ran into Barack Obama, who was running from his minister, and Hillary, who was running from Geraldine Ferraro. And they all just collided." --Jay Leno

"Did you see how much the dollar fell again today? The dollar is so low now, all of Eliot Spitzer's hookers demand euros." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

Congressman Fidel Pol Pot Bin Hitler (Delightful Dismemberment of the Democratic Hopescape)

"Tonight, is Barack Obama a Muslim? I examine the facts and come up with a 'Yes' anyway. This race has gotten downright ugly. The Democratic Party is self-destructing like a ... the Democratic Party. Nothing else, nothing else eats itself quite so enthusiastically. So join me tonight as I celebrate the implosion of the American left in my new segment: [on screen: Democralypse Now, The Delightful Dismemberment of the Democratic Hopescape]. 

This week, Clinton advisor Geraldine Ferraro ripped Barack Obama to journalistic powerhouse the Daily Breeze, which covers the south bay area of Los Angeles and has a daily circulation of the people who find it on the bus. [on screen: clip of Ferraro saying Obama's lucky to be who he is]. That's right, Barack Obama is lucky to be who he is. He is lucky to be Barack Hussein Obama. 

His free ride is rivaled only by Congressman Fidel Pol Pot Bin Hitler. Ferraro has since resigned, but refused to apologize, and folks, there's no reason she should. Once you pass 70, you can say whatever you want about black people, and Chinamen. I can't wait." --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

our ongoing series: You're Not Helping (the black guy and the lady)

"We begin tonight with a special campaign edition of our ongoing series: You're Not Helping. First, non-helper Geraldine Ferraro, the 1984 Democratic vice presidential nominee and longtime woman, is a Hillary Clinton supporter, and honorary finance chairwoman who said 'If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is.' I'll say, to be that dynamic, charismatic, to be leading in the popular vote, talk about luck ... hmm? 

[on screen: Stewart puts his finger to his ear]. Oh, she meant because he's black. Oh. He's lucky to be black. Well, that's lucky too. I mean, 40 acres AND a mule, I mean. You know, for most people that's an either/or. Please can we stop making this campaign about race and patriotism and different candidate supporters and get back to focusing on what it's about -- the black guy and the lady." --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

most of the voting are still wired to pick George W. Bush (suicide doctor)

"I saw 'Clueless' on TV last night. Geraldine Ferraro? Anybody see that? Well, Geraldine Ferraro was forced to leave the Clinton campaign after saying that the only reason Barack Obama is winning is because he's black, and you know, hey, there's some truth to that. The only way you're gonna get elected president of this country is you're a black guy. A rich old white guy? How many of those have we had?" --Jay Leno

"And Democratic officials in Florida and Michigan are talking about doing a re-vote. They want people to vote again in those primaries. In fact, Florida officials have been scrambling to re-program their voting machines, because most of them are still wired to pick George Bush." --Jay Leno

"Hey, you know who's gonna run for Congress? Jack Kevorkian. Remember him? The suicide doctor. Kevorkian is 79 years old, and he's going to run for Congress. See, there's a term limit proposal everybody could get behind. See what I'm saying? Just have the politicians kill themselves." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats