OK … who’s going to arrest Florida? (they made Joe Biden look young)

Wednesday marked the 80th anniversary of D-day, and Joe Biden was in Normandy to commemorate the occasion along with other world leaders and figures. As part of the occasion, the president met with over two dozen veterans who fought on D-day, the youngest of whom was 96. These vets did an incredible service to their nation: they made Joe Biden look young. —Stephen Colbert    

The Department of Justice is currently investigating several Democratic lawmakers and Biden’s son Hunter, for allegedly lying about not using drugs on a gun purchase form. Hold on a second, it’s against the law to buy guns while using drugs? OK … who’s going to arrest Florida? —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Sorry, but if I don't get my Nicorette, there's going to be another war on this beach (Here's to wealth!)

June 2014

"Hillary Clinton said she wants to travel this year, and won't make any announcements about her plans to run for president until 2015. When asked where she'll travel, she said, 'New Hampshire, Iowa, and maybe spend a few months in Florida.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama faced some criticism for chewing gum during a D-Day ceremony. He said, 'Sorry, but if I don't get my Nicorette, there's going to be another war on this beach.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"This week Hillary Clinton launches the tour for her new book. When he heard Bill Clinton said, 'I'm so proud of her, and what day exactly is she leaving?'" –Conan O'Brien

"In an interview she said that she and her husband were dead broke when they left the White House. Hillary said things were so bad, the two of them needed to share a bedroom." –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I mean, are there tasteful photos of men's crotches? (the Danish were coming)

June 2011

"The Anthony Weiner scandal shows you how the political race has changed. Remember it wasn't that long ago when candidates would ask 'Where’s the beef?' You can’t ask that now!" –Jay Leno

"And I love the way the media reports the story. They say this whole thing started when a lewd photo of a man's crotch was sent to one of Congressman Weiner's Twitter followers. Do they even have to say 'lewd.' I mean, are there tasteful photos of men's crotches?" –Jay Leno

"It’s the anniversary of D-Day. Or, as Sarah Palin calls it, the day that Paul Revere warned the Americans that the Danish were coming." –Jay Leno

"Legal experts are now investigating John Edwards for the money he spent to hide his mistress and love child. The good news for Edwards is that he is now eligible to run for governor of California." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”