It seems as foreign as the men I hire to cradle me while I nap (getting stoned together in Budapest)

Chipotle is giving away $1 million worth of buy 1 get one free burritos. In a related story Jerry Nadler's dry cleaner committed suicide. —Greg Gutfeld

According to Variety movie theaters are contemplating letting people smoke pot and text while enjoying a movie. And why is that? Well these days theaters are as empty as Kamala's medicine cabinet. True, it's never really recovered from Covid and the idea of sitting with strangers to watch a movie, well it seems as foreign as the men I hire to cradle me while I nap. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Debbie, why did you do that to Bernie? (knife in back)

Mark one’s calendar because Election Day is but one week away. Seven days. Enough time to tell your family you love them and make your peace with God. As the captain of the “Titanic” once said, “This is not a drill.” –Stephen Colbert

The polls are tightening. The latest ABC News/ Washington Post poll has Donald Trump moving ahead of Hillary Clinton by one point as enthusiasm declines. Though, to be fair, any time Trump gets close to a woman, enthusiasm tends to decline. –Stephen Colbert

For the first time in their 111-year history, Variety has endorsed a presidential candidate — Hillary Clinton. That’s right, the magazine named Variety said, “Let’s have a second President Clinton!” –Stephen Colbert

Democratic contributor Donna Brazile has resigned from CNN after WikiLeaks revealed she leaked a primary debate question to the Clinton campaign. Turns out the question was about lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan. So, finally, someone lost their job over Flint. –Stephen Colbert