Where are the pink hearts and yellow moons? (This could not be permitted)

Donald Trump is holding his first-ever campaign fundraiser but says he’s only doing it because the Republican Party asked him to. Yeah. Trump thought he should do this for the Republican Party, since he turned down their first request: Don’t be our candidate. –Conan O’Brien

"President Bush met with the Prime Minister of Ireland, who gave him the traditional bowl of shamrocks. There was an awkward moment when President Bush said, 'Where are the pink hearts and yellow moons?'" --Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was reported today in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of Revelations. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s like 10 Avenger movies plus 10 Hobbit movies times a night out with Johnny Depp (will there be comedy after Trump?)

February 2021

You know this is Donald Trump’s second impeachment, it’s so anti-climactic you know no one's going to be watching. Lindsey Graham said there's going to be so few viewers he’s not even getting his hair done. —Bill Maher

Last week the big story was Marjorie Taylor Greene believing in Jewish space lasers, which answered the question will there comedy after Trump? —Bill Maher

The Book of Revelations will tell you exactly where the world ends. Megiddo, Israel. I've been there. That's where all of the armies of the world will gather and Jesus will come down on a flying horse shooting swords out of his mouth. Jesus, not the horse. And have a thousand-year cosmic boss battle with satan the beast and the antichrist. It’s like 10 Avenger movies plus 10 Hobbit movies times a night out with Johnny Depp. —Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hillary's coughing spell was actually due to a massive bong hit (Book of Revelations)

It’s come out that Hillary Clinton is having a hard time connecting with millennial voters. So now she’s saying that last week’s coughing spell was actually due to a massive bong hit. –Conan O’Brien

Only 50 more days until the election. That’s according to my calendar, The Book of Revelation. –Conan O’Brien

This weekend, Martha Stewart said Donald Trump should not be president because he is "totally unprepared." Though to be fair, by Martha Stewart’s standards, we’re ALL unprepared. –Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump’s running mate Mike Pence said that his role model for the vice presidency is Dick Cheney. To prove it, this weekend Pence had six heart attacks and shot his friend in the face. –Conan O’Brien

Don’t be our candidate (Book of Revelations)

Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was reported today in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of Revelations. –Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump is holding his first-ever campaign fundraiser but says he’s only doing it because the Republican Party asked him to. Yeah. Trump thought he should do this for the Republican Party, since he turned down their first request: Don’t be our candidate. –Conan O’Brien

A recent survey found that Donald Trump is polling very badly among Asian-Americans. After hearing this, Trump said, “That’s odd, I haven’t even gotten around to insulting them yet. I got great material on them.” –Conan O’Brien

I’m sorry, I meant the orange Don King

After winning in South Carolina, Donald Trump boasted that he got the votes of "tall people, short people, fat people and skinny people." Then Trump said he "got some votes in a box" and "some votes from a fox." –Conan O’Brien 

Analysts say that Donald Trump’s GOP rivals are running out of time to defeat him. This is not according to the electoral schedule — it’s according to the Book of Revelations. –Conan O’Brien

Reverend Al Sharpton called Donald Trump the "white Don King." Today, Sharpton apologized and said, "I’m sorry, I meant the orange Don King." –Conan O’Brien