You know who would love some inflation? (Parts of me are Incredible)

February 2023

“After the US military shot down a suspected Chinese spy balloon over the Atlantic, President Biden’s State of the Union is his balloon assassination victory lap. You know who would love some inflation? That spy balloon, b*tch!” —Seth Meyers

“Jill Biden attended Tuesday’s address with a special guest, U2’s Bono. I gotta say, I love that she’s using the office of first lady to tick off her bucket list. She was at the Grammys, she’s going to the Super Bowl, now she’s hanging out with Bono. If Biden gets re-elected, she’s going to get the gang together for one last heist.” —Seth Meyers

“Meanwhile, the Pentagon said on Monday that the military failed to detect three Chinese spy balloons over US airspace during the Trump administration due to an ‘awareness gap’, and because after the eclipse, Trump wasn’t allowed to look in the sky any more.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

His diet calls for 1,000 pounds of dinosaur meat a day (I also kind of hate Ireland)

January 2022

In a new interview, Bono reveals that he never liked the name U2, adding, ‘I also kind of hate Ireland.’ —Colin Jost

Longtime director of Wheel of Fortune has died at the age of 92. Said Wheel of Fortune viewers, ‘Wow. So young.’ —Colin Jost

This week, Britain’s most eligible bachelor, Prince Andrew, officially deleted his Twitter account after he realized that’s not the App with the dancing teenagers. —Colin Jost

Dwayne Johnson said that a skull of a T-Rex that was seen behind him during a recent interview was a replica and not the real thing. Johnson also said that it is just a coincidence that his diet calls for 1,000 pounds of dinosaur meat a day. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry

 

Bush praised Bono and his band YouTube (the correct pronunciation is Abracadabra)

"Yesterday at the G8 Summit, Russian President Vladimir Putin offered to let President Bush build a missile defense system in Azerbaijan. There was an awkward moment when Bush said, 'I believe the correct pronunciation is Abracadabra.'" --Conan O'Brien

"There seems to be tension between  President Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin. Again, President Bush thinks this is good. He thinks a new Cold War could help end  global warming." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday at the G8 Summit, President Bush had a meeting with rockstar Bono. There was an awkward moment when Bush praised Bono and his band 'YouTube.'" --Conan O'Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html