NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Anaheim Ducks

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children (Bazinga)

A lot of fans weren't happy with how Game of Thrones ended. They're complaining about the writing. I'm not saying their writers ran out of ideas, but I thought it was odd that Jon Snow's final line was, "Bazinga." --Jimmy Fallon

"Turns out that Maria Shriver could end up with 100,000,000 dollars from her divorce from Arnold. She deserves it. She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets (What? I'm looking at the baby.)

"Breast feeding activists plan to descend on Washington for a public breast feeding demonstration. Also descending on Washington, thousands of men saying, "What? I'm looking at the baby." –Conan O'Brien

"Olympic officials said Saudi Arabia's first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a headscarf. A Saudi woman said she's thrilled about the ruling. All she needs now is a man to drive her to the Olympics." –Conan O'Brien

"The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

It's just like regular Clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon (Groucho Marxism)

A lot of fans weren't happy with how Game of Thrones ended. They're complaining about the writing. I'm not saying their writers ran out of ideas, but I thought it was odd that Jon Snow's final line was, "Bazinga." --Jimmy Fallon

"This week, Oscar Mayer introduced a new hot dog with bacon cooked right into it. Or as Chris Christie put it, 'Is it possible to reverse that lap-band procedure?'" –Jimmy Fallon

A "Game of Thrones" version of the board game Clue is now for sale. It's just like regular Clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How did Vladimir Putin get his hands on my Match.com profile? (Person of the Year)

December 2013

"Yesterday Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly told viewers that Santa Claus is white. Then she said Santa's elves are Mexican and they are stealing jobs from American elves." –Conan O'Brien

"In a speech, Russian president Vladimir Putin slammed the U.S. for being 'genderless and infertile.' My question is: How did Vladimir Putin get his hands on my Match.com profile?"  –Conan O'Brien

"Pope Francis has been named Time magazine's Person of the Year. Also congratulations to 'Big Bang Theory's' Jim Parsons. He was named Parsons of the Year. Also congratulations to Iranian President Hasan Rouhani. He was named Persian of the Year. And for the third year in a row, congratulations to cyanide, named Poison of the Year." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry    

 

Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed (Bazinga)

A new survey just ranked America's sexiest accents, and New Jersey came in 49th out of 50. In response, people in Jersey were like, "It would be a shame if all the other states on that list had a little accident." --Jimmy Fallon

A lot of fans weren't happy with how Game of Thrones ended. They're complaining about the writing. I'm not saying their writers ran out of ideas, but I thought it was odd that Jon Snow's final line was, "Bazinga." --Jimmy Fallon

On Sunday, Trump sent a tweet that said, "If Iran wants to fight, it will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again." Yeah. And Iran was like, "Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden Indianapolis Colts vs Philadelphia Eagles

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. 
The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

In this example I used PS4 Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn

subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG         Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior

LG         Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C         Charles Bukowski, poet

C         Muddy Waters, musician

RG         God

RG         Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge Ben Sisko

Performers and popular culture, Jack Bauer, 24, played by Keifer Sutherland, Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under, played by Peter Krause.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Philadelphia Eagles Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         John Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis, played by Joe Flanigan

QB         Colin Kaepernick, NFL

QB         Carson Wentz, NFL

HB         Steve Van Buren, NFL

HB         Wilbert Montgomery, NFL

HB         Darren Sproles, NFL

HB         Brian Westbrook, NFL

FB         Joe Frazier, boxer

WR         Harold Carmichael, NFL

WR         Tommy McDonald, NFL

WR         Edward Snowden, political activist

WR         Bobby Walston, NFL

WR         Crispus Attucks, American Revolution

WR         Alshon Jeffrey, NFL

WR         Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights, played by Mark Wahlberg

TE         Pete Pihos, NFL

TE         John Rambo, Rambo, played by Sylvester Stallone

TE         Thomas Shelby, Peaky Blinders, played by Cillian Murphy

TE         Zach Ertz, NFL

LT         Howlin Wolf, musician

LG         Jeremy Corbyn, English political leader

LG         Charles Bukowski, poet

C         Chuck Bednarik, NFL

RG         Glenn Greenwald, journalist

RG         Denmark Vesey, slave revolt leader

RT         Lane Johnson, NFL

RT         Allen Ginsberg, poet

Defense

LE         Reggie White, NFL

LE         Noam Chomsky, philosopher

LE         Saul Alinsky, author

LE         Chris Long, NFL

RE         Clyde Simmons, NFL

RE         Captain Flint, Black Sails, played by Toby Stephens

RE         Shepherd Book, Firefly, played by Ron Glass

RE         Pablo Picasso, artist

DT         Pug Henry, Winds of War, played by Robert Mitchum

DT         Mike Golic, NFL

DT         Cmndr Worf, Star Trek, played by Michael Dorn

DT         Fletcher Cox, NFL

DT         Eddard Stark, Game of Thrones, played by Sean Bean

LB         Chuck Bednarik, NFL

LB         Luther Lavay, Any Given Sunday, played by Lawrence Taylor

LB         Seth Joyner, NFL

LB         Milton Berle, comedian

LB         Joe Kenda, Colorado police detective

LB         Bill Bergey, NFL

LB         Andrew Garner, badass/saver of lives

LB         Harry Belafonte, civil rights activist

LB         Rocky Balboa, Rocky, played by Sylvester Stallone

LB         Jimi Hendrix, musician

LB         Apollo Creed, Rocky, played by Carl Weathers

LB         John Coltrane, musician

CB         Eric Allen, NFL

CB         Troy Vincent, NFL

CB         Salem Poor, American Revolution

CB         Miles Davis, musician

CB         Jimmy Dore, comedian

CB         Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory, played by Jim Parsons

FS         Brian Dawkins, NFL

FS         Malcolm X, civil rights activist

FS         Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion

SS         Chris Huber, Cramps lovin’ man

SS         Rodney McKay, Stargate Atlantis, played by David Hewlett

SS         Cannonball Adderley, musician

Special Teams

K         Franz Kafka, author

P         Richard Brautigan, poet

How did Vladimir Putin get his hands on my Match.com profile?

"Yesterday Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly told viewers that Santa Claus is white. Then she said Santa's elves are Mexican and they are stealing jobs from American elves." –Conan O'Brien



"In a speech, Russian president Vladimir Putin slammed the U.S. for being 'genderless and infertile.' My question is: How did Vladimir Putin get his hands on my Match.com profile?"  –Conan O'Brien



"Pope Francis has been named Time magazine's Person of the Year. Also congratulations to 'Big Bang Theory's' Jim Parsons. He was named Parsons of the Year. Also congratulations to Iranian President Hasan Rouhani. He was named Persian of the Year. And for the third year in a row, congratulations to cyanide, named Poison of the Year." –David Letterman