How do you lose a billion dollars?! Did you go to Vegas and put it all on blue? (It's not because he's a vampire!)

After Democrats won back the House in November and promised to investigate him, Trump threatened to go to war with Congress, and now we're seeing what that war looks like. Trump's fighting Congress on every front, ordering former aides to defy subpoenas, trying to block Robert Mueller from testifying, suing banks to keep them from releasing his bank documents, and refusing to open Rudy Giuliani's coffin during the day. Meyers as Trump: "It's not because he's a vampire! He just has sensitive eyes!" --Seth Meyers

How do you lose a billion dollars?! Did you go to Vegas and put it all on blue? --Seth Meyers

After The New York Times published 10 years of President Trump's tax returns and found he claimed over $1 billion in losses to avoid income tax, Trump tweeted that almost all real-estate developers did that in the '80s and that the information was highly inaccurate. Every time Trump is accused of a crime, he says he didn't do it and then, just to be safe, also says the crime isn't a crime anyway. --Seth Meyers

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