This is a journalist/This is a corporate shill (Do you have the plague?)

New York officials have announced that a street in Brooklyn will be renamed after late rapper the Notorious B.I.G., and the F train will now be called Ol' Dirty Bastard. --Seth Meyers

Experts reported this week that so much trash has accumulated in Los Angeles, they believe it could lead to a spread of the bubonic plague. Said people in Los Angeles, "We are gonna get so skinny." "Do you have the plague? You have to get the plague." --Seth Meyers

Salad chain Sweetgreen announced yesterday they will give employees five months of paid parental leave. And Walmart announced they'll let employees see their families once a year. "You got five minutes. No touching!" --Seth Meyers

According to a new study, rat sightings in New York City have increased 40% over the last five years. Even worse, a lot of the rats are tourists. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”