The Art of the Douche (And I thought the play was bad)

According to a new Quinnipiac Poll Trump’s approval rating is only 38%. But not for long, because he’s got to dump it for an approval rating in her 20s. --Stephen Colbert

We know that Trump is planning to ruin the Fourth of July by holding a rally called “A Salute to America,” where he’ll give a speech at the Lincoln Memorial. The statue of Lincoln made the following statement: “And I thought the play was bad.” --Stephen Colbert

In literary news, Donald Trump, Jr. has signed a book deal. He hasn’t finished it yet, but they already have a working title: “The Art of the Douche.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”