That’s the thing about Florida though. It’s unpredictable. (a campaign of garlic and crosses)

Senator Ted Cruz was able to retain his senate seat by beating popular challenger Beto O’Rourke, despite Beto running a campaign of garlic and crosses. --Michael Che, SNL

One state that surprised me was Florida. In their ballot initiatives, they decided to let felons vote. They banned greyhound racing and banned indoor vaping. So basically, they banned Florida. That’s the thing about Florida though. It’s unpredictable. On any given day you might have a lovely day at Disney World or you might get stabbed for your curly fries in a Checkers parking lot. --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”