It does look like the work of terrorists (Please Help Yourself)

"There's a new book coming out about Bill Clinton ... and it says Bill Clinton has had a number of one-night stands in Ireland, France, Taiwan, Rio and London. He flies overseas to have sex. That shows how times have changed. Remember the old days? He didn't even have to leave his desk." --Jay Leno

"Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the top 9/11 suspect, has claimed he is responsible for the first bombing of the World Trade Center, the shoe-bombing attempt on the airplane. This guy is confessing to everything. A lot of people now are doubting him. Want to hear his latest claim? He says he is solely responsible for NBC's fall schedule. It does look like the work of terrorists." --Jay Leno

"According to a transcript of a U.S. military tribunal released Wednesday, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed admitted to planning the 9/11 attack, saying, 'I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z.' He then politely asked the interviewer to kindly remove the curling iron from his butt." --Seth Meyers

"Military contractor Halliburton announced this week that it is moving its corporate headquarters from Houston, Texas, to Dubai. A Halliburton spokesman said Dubai was chosen because of its convenient location just outside the long arm of the law." --Amy Poehler

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