The state of Vermont is trying to get people to move into their state and to sweeten the deal they're now offering each new resident up to $10,000. This is great because up until now, the most popular way to become a Vermont resident was through the witness protection program. --James Corden
$10,000 to live in a state that's nothing but snowboarding, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and marijuana. Did you hear that? That's the sound of every recent college graduate moving to Vermont. --James Corden
A New York man is suing the pharmacy CVS for revealing to his wife that he had a prescription for Viagra. During the court hearing, the judge told the man to “please rise.” He said, “Dude, I’m way ahead of you.” --James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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