That’s like saying no one can bring knives to work, except you, O.J. (Basically accurate)

Donald Trump is obsessed with his staff leaking information. You know how I know that? His staff leaked that information to The New York Times. --Stephen Colbert

Trump is now determined to stop it at all costs. In fact, West Wing aides are instructed to drop their personal phones into a small storage locker when they come to work. Wait a second! They’re taking away the phones of everyone except Donald Trump? How does that work? How does that help? That’s like saying no one can bring knives to work, except you, O.J. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”