In fairness, he did promise us growth (400 Meter Defection)

North Korea has announced that it will send a group of citizens called the “cheering squad” to next month’s Winter Olympics. And many of them are expected to actually compete in a new event called the “400 Meter Defection.” --Conan O’Brien

Doctors are saying the result of President Trump’s physical revealed that he is borderline obese. In fairness, he did promise us growth. --Conan O’Brien

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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