"Mitt
Romney withdrew from the race. Despite this, a new poll found that he is
favored by senior citizens. Unfortunately for Mitt, the seniors still ranked
him third behind applesauce and Jell-O." --Conan O'Brien
"There's
a new movie out called "Over My Dead Body." It's the story of Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama."
--Jay Leno
"The
GOP likes to call itself the "Big Tent Party," which would make Mike Huckabee
the revivalist tent. Ron Paul would be the circus tent. And of course, John
McCain is the oxygen tent." --Jay Leno
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