"Chris
Christie is getting a lot of support from New Jersey's Hispanic community. Some
Hispanics like his moderate conservatism while others believe if you hit him
he'll break open and spill out candy." –Conan O'Brien
"The
Pope announced that he is coming to the United States. How about that? The
purpose of this visit is to perform an exorcism on Justin Bieber." –Jay
Leno
"This week in his inaugural
address, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spoke of wanting to bring the
people of New Jersey together. He wanted to bring them together by having them
all try to merge into one lane." –Jay Leno
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