"Newsweek magazine says that President Bush is
determined not to make the same mistakes as his father did, you know like
letting his kids get involved in politics." —Jay Leno
"President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are
scheduled to testify before the 9/11 commission. I guess right now they're
finalizing the seating arrangements. Should Bush sit on Cheney's right knee or
his left knee?" —Jay Leno
"Did you see President Bush land on the aircraft
carrier? President Bush told reporters on the carrier after he landed that the
pilot actually let him fly the plane for a little bit. In a related story, Dick
Cheney said that he once let President Bush run the country for a few
minutes." —Conan O'Brien
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