"Dennis Rodman took six
former NBA players to North Korea to play against a local team in celebration
of Kim Jong Un's 31st birthday. I guess after years of playing alongside
Michael Jordan, Rodman is very comfortable with totalitarian dictators. Dennis
Rodman is like the uncle that Kim Jong Un never had killed." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Chris Christie was having a feud with the mayor of Fort
Lee Jersey, so he closed down the George Washington Bridge. It was traffic
snarled up for hundreds of miles, day after day. I'm telling you, this guy, you
can't say power hungry without hungry." –David Letterman
"How
petty, Christie's having a feud with the mayor of Fort Lee, closes down the
George Washington Bridge. Honestly, I thought this guy was bigger than
that." –David Letterman
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