"On Thursday in California, President Bush met privately
with Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger. What did the pair talk about?
Neither is sure." —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend
Update"
"It was a big, huge, powerful win for the Republicans,
and now they're saying that the Democrats could not articulate a message. You
know you're in trouble when you are out-articulated by President Bush."
—David Letterman, on the 2002 midterm elections
"In a speech Thursday, President Bush urged Middle
Eastern countries to modernize, saying 'modernization is not the same as
Westernization.' And then, mentally exhausted, he collapsed into a chair."
—Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
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