He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler (this time he was in the room when they made it up)

"President Bush said the Iranians are sending weapons into Iraq. He's sure it's reliable intelligence, 'cause this time he was in the room when they made it up." --Bill Maher

Jerry Falwell, Jr. is in trouble. Apparently his wife was having an affair with the pool boy and allegedly Falwell would watch them having sex from the corner of the room. He says he did not have sex himself with the pool boy. He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler. —Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I had no idea The View was filmed in Texas (North North Dakota)

So president elect Trump said he wants to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. That's not all he also wants to change New Mexico to even better Mexico. As for Canada he plans on renaming it North North Dakota. —Greg Gutfeld

A group of feral hogs has been terrorizing Irving, Texas, tearing up yards and rooting through garbage. Well I had no idea The View was filmed in Texas. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler (So at least social distancing was maintained)

Jerry Falwell, Jr. is in trouble. Apparently his wife was having an affair with the pool boy and allegedly Falwell would watch them having sex from the corner of the room. He says he did not have sex himself with the pool boy. He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler. —Bill Maher

Jerry Falwell would allegedly watch his wife having sex with the pool boy from the corner of the room. So at least social distancing was maintained. —Bill Maher

"Mitt Romney went birther today. He was in Michigan, where he was born, and he said, 'No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate.' Right, because you weren't born. You have a warranty card." –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

ISIS, do you really want to mess with this? (So at least social distancing was maintained)

"Apparently it got very gnarly. The Palins, the whole family, showed up in a stretch hummer at this party and saw a guy who had broken up with Willow, and they all wanted to fight him. Bristol threw punches. Willow wailed on this guy. Todd had a bloody nose. Sarah was screaming, 'Don't you know who I am?!' And Track tore off his shirt and was walking down the street giving everyone the finger. I have only one thing to say about this: 'ISIS, do you really want to mess with this?'" –Bill Maher

Jerry Falwell would allegedly watch his wife having sex with the pool boy from the corner of the room. So at least social distancing was maintained. —Bill Maher

"That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!'" --Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I believe he's beating the crap out of St. Peter (the evil law firm in a John Grisham movie)

"The Reverend Jerry Falwell passed away yesterday. He was the founder of the Moral Majority. He's very influential in politics. Many people didn't like him at all, but a lot of people did like him. I think the words of this young man who goes to the college he founded, Liberty University, teaches us something. [on screen: Liberty student saying, 'Dr. Falwell would come up to you and punch you. He was just that kind of person']. He was a wonderfully, wonderfully violent man. Somewhere up there, I have to believe he's beating the crap out of St. Peter." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Last night, they had another Republican presidential debate. Did you see those Republican candidates? They looked like the evil law firm in a John Grisham movie." --David Letterman

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

His massive plan of foreclosures and plummeting real estate prices finally paid off

"The Olympics start the Friday after next. For some reason, they're having them in Beijing, and the government right now is very hard at work trying to cover up all the horrible things they do in that country every day. It's like when your mom comes to visit your dorm." --Jimmy Kimmel

"President Bush is on the hunt for a new home. He just found out he and Laura are going to have to move out of the White House in a few months. His massive plan of foreclosures and plummeting real estate prices finally paid off." --Jimmy Kimmel

"The latest politic gossip is that Hillary Clinton is not particularly high on Barack Obama's vice presidential list. In fact, turns out she's somewhere between the Reverend Wright and Jesse Jackson." --Jay Leno

Bush time clock (I'm sorry, that was Tom DeLay)

George Bush, "America is a free society, which limits the role of government in the lives of our citizens. In this country, people are free to choose how they live their lives." Jon Stewart: "And that's why I want to ban gay people from getting married." 

"Remember those $1,000 credit cards given to the victims of  Hurricane Katrina? Congressional investigators now say FEMA was conned out of over $1.4 billion in bogus claims. Imagine how much worse it would have been if FEMA had actually gotten there on time?" --Jay Leno

"Congressional investigators say that FEMA was conned out of $1.4 billion in bogus claims including people paying for season football tickets, tropical vacations, golf outings. I'm sorry, that was Tom DeLay." --Jay Leno

  

"The anti-gay marriage amendment: The president endorsed it. The Senate discussed it. I'm pretty sure Jerry Falwell masturbated to it." --Jon Stewart

That's like asking Charlie Sheen to define monogamy (And 3 voted fabulous)

"Big vote in the Senate yesterday. They voted down the gay marriage ban. It was a very close vote. 43 voted 'yea.' 44 voted 'nay.' And 3 voted 'fabulous.'" --David Letterman

"The Senate has rejected the gay marriage ban. When you think about it, do you really want Congress defining marriage? That's like asking Charlie Sheen to define monogamy." --Jay Leno

"The anti-gay marriage amendment: The president endorsed it. The Senate discussed it. I'm pretty sure Jerry Falwell masturbated to it." --Jon Stewart

still a great to weed out the Nancys (14th century Byzantine emperors)

"At Yale, Bush was president of his fraternity. Few jobs provide more hands-on experience in robbing others of their dignity. In fact, his senior year marked the first time in history Amnesty International intervened in a pledge rush. My understanding is that when Yale banned tying pledges' genitals to bricks with a length of string, Bush came up with the idea of using cinder blocks instead -- still technically legal, still a great to weed out the Nancys." --John Oliver

"Chris Wallace was really taken aback. He was stunned. He talked about it afterwards. He said at one point, when Bill Clinton lunged at him, he felt like a mountain was coming down in front of him. Ironically, Clinton once experienced the same thing in the Oval Office." --Jay Leno

"Reverend Jerry Falwell has caused yet another controversy when he compared Hillary Clinton to the 'devil.' Today he said he didn't mean anything bad by it. He was just quoting a 14th century Byzantine emperor." --Jay Leno

You know, we should settle this with an old-fashioned three-way

"In discussing Hillary Clinton's run for the presidency, the Reverend Jerry Falwell said the faithful are scared by Hillary Clinton. To which Bill Clinton said, 'Hey, not as much as the unfaithful. Believe me.'" --Jay Leno

"Earlier tonight, President Bush had dinner with the President of Pakistan and the President of Afghanistan. Tomorrow, the president will have breakfast with Count Chocula and Captain Crunch." --Conan O'Brien

"A lot of fighting going on right now in the political scene. Yesterday, Senator Hillary Clinton lashed out at Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice for comments Rice had made about former President Clinton. Today, Bill Clinton suggested, 'You know, we should settle this with an old-fashioned three-way.'" --Conan O'Brien

his real name is Trumpelstiltskin

Trump refused to appear in the debate because of a dispute he's having with Fox News and one of their hosts, Megyn Kelly. He's had a problem with Megyn Kelly ever since she followed him back to his cottage in the woods and found out his real name is Trumpelstiltskin. –Jimmy Kimmel

Trump got a major endorsement this week from the reverend Jerry Falwell Jr. It does seem strange that a Christian leader would endorse a candidate who's kind of a poster child for the seven deadly sins: Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth. Which in this case -- Is living on his head. –Jimmy Kimmel

According to a new government report, more Americans are living to be 100 years old and older than ever. Which is scary because it means we could have 90 more years of Justin Bieber. –Jimmy Kimmel