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Showing posts with label Liberty University. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Liberty University. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Meanwhile, he’s apparently letting this pool boy check his wife’s chlorination levels (Aced it!)


“You have to marvel at the pettiness of Donald Trump, who last month had his ex-wife Ivana Trump buried near the first hole of Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, probably for a tax break. The strange burial site would exempt the golf course from New Jersey’s tax code, which does not tax land used as a cemetery. Wow. A lot of people say, ‘I’ll pay taxes over my dead body,’ but Trump means it. Over someone else’s body.” —Trevor Noah


“One of President Trump’s biggest evangelical supporters, Jerry Falwell Jr., resigned as president of Liberty University after a former pool attendant said he’d frequently had sex with Falwell’s wife while he looked on. Let’s start off with this: What consensual adults do in their sex life is up to them, and I don’t judge anybody for anything. You do whatever tickles your exposed fly. But Falwell has made it his business to judge what everyone else is doing with their sex lives. He speaks out against gay relationships, and until just five years ago, students at his university weren’t allowed to do anything beyond holding hands or even watch R-rated movies. Meanwhile, he’s apparently letting this pool boy check his wife’s chlorination levels.” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

letting this pool boy check his wife’s chlorination levels (and Kevin who watched from the tree)


August 2020

“One of President Trump’s biggest evangelical supporters, Jerry Falwell Jr., resigned as president of Liberty University after a former pool attendant said he’d frequently had sex with Falwell’s wife while he looked on. Let’s start off with this: What consensual adults do in their sex life is up to them, and I don’t judge anybody for anything. You do whatever tickles your exposed fly. But Falwell has made it his business to judge what everyone else is doing with their sex lives. He speaks out against gay relationships, and until just five years ago, students at his university weren’t allowed to do anything beyond holding hands or even watch R-rated movies. Meanwhile, he’s apparently letting this pool boy check his wife’s chlorination levels.” —Trevor Noah


“While carrying on with this pool boy, Falwell was still president of a university whose code of conduct says, ‘Sexual relations outside of a biblically ordained marriage between a natural-born man and a natural-born woman are not permissible at Liberty University.’ But they’re clearly forgetting the biblical story of Adam and Eve, and Kevin who watched from the tree.” —Stephen Colbert


“Again, I’m not looking to judge or shame someone else’s consenting sexual encounters — that’s Falwell’s job.” —Stephen Colbert


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

Thursday, February 15, 2018

I believe he's beating the crap out of St. Peter (the evil law firm in a John Grisham movie)






































"The Reverend Jerry Falwell passed away yesterday. He was the founder of the Moral Majority. He's very influential in politics. Many people didn't like him at all, but a lot of people did like him. I think the words of this young man who goes to the college he founded, Liberty University, teaches us something. [on screen: Liberty student saying, 'Dr. Falwell would come up to you and punch you. He was just that kind of person']. He was a wonderfully, wonderfully violent man. Somewhere up there, I have to believe he's beating the crap out of St. Peter." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Last night, they had another Republican presidential debate. Did you see those Republican candidates? They looked like the evil law firm in a John Grisham movie." --David Letterman

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

How can you let highly classified information fall into the hands of Donald Trump?




Sadly the president did not get to go to Florida this weekend. He had to stay back to give the commencement speech at Liberty University on Saturday, where he inspired graduates by marveling at the size of the crowds he’s able to draw. [Video of Trump] “This is a beautiful stadium. And it is packed. I’m so happy about that.” Donald Trump is the only person who can show up at an event where families come to see their children graduate and assume the crowd is there to see him. –Jimmy Kimmel
The Washington Post this evening reported that President Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister and ambassador during their closed-door meeting last week. You have to be kidding me! How can you let highly classified information fall into the hands of Donald Trump? –Seth Meyers



Your ever-changing lies keep undermining my falsehoods (fortune cookies)



President Trump gave a commencement speech at Liberty University on Saturday and he said, “Always have the courage to be yourself and chase your dreams.” Then he stopped talking because he ran out of fortune cookies. –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, 39-year-old Emmanuel Macron became the youngest president in French history. You can tell he’s young ’cause after they swore him in, his first words in his speech were, “So, that just happened.” –Jimmy Fallon
American Airlines says it’s getting rid of seat-back TV screens, because most people bring a device with them. While United’s doing the same thing on their flights, because most people just watch the live entertainment. –Jimmy Fallon