ISIS, do you really want to mess with this? (So at least social distancing was maintained)

"Apparently it got very gnarly. The Palins, the whole family, showed up in a stretch hummer at this party and saw a guy who had broken up with Willow, and they all wanted to fight him. Bristol threw punches. Willow wailed on this guy. Todd had a bloody nose. Sarah was screaming, 'Don't you know who I am?!' And Track tore off his shirt and was walking down the street giving everyone the finger. I have only one thing to say about this: 'ISIS, do you really want to mess with this?'" –Bill Maher

Jerry Falwell would allegedly watch his wife having sex with the pool boy from the corner of the room. So at least social distancing was maintained. —Bill Maher

"That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!'" --Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

See, sometimes these Bush fishing expeditions can pay off (Mom says treat dad to a 3 way)

 

"Hillary Clinton lost 10 in a row. That's not good. If she loses one more, she will be signed by the L.A. Clippers." --Jay Leno

"President Bush told a German newspaper in an interview over the weekend that his best moment since he became president was when he caught a 7-1/2 pound fish in his own lake. See, sometimes these Bush fishing expeditions can pay off." --Jay Leno

 

"Speaking of Congress, the other day -- very quietly -- they voted themselves a $3,300 pay raise. Why not? Job well done. A lot of added expenses this year: legal fees, criminal defense lawyers." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The exact moment you realized humans were not going to make it as a species (pitching a three-way)

March 2022

“Reckless escalation will only make things worse, which is why irresponsible GOP politicians and pundits need to stop floating crazy ideas that would only heighten tension between nuclear powers. Such as former president Donald Trump, who told a crowd of Republican donors over the weekend that the US should put the Chinese flag on F-22 jets and ‘bomb the shit out of Russia’ in retribution for its invasion of Ukraine. A lot of us assumed that he was joking when he said he was going to run for president because, you know, he was a famously broke game show idiot. But Trump is always joking until he’s not. He’s like a husband pitching a three-way to his wife and her best friend.” —Seth Meyers

“We are celebrating the news that the Russian warship told to ‘go fuck yourself’ at Snake Island had been destroyed. So it may not have done exactly what the Ukrainians wanted, but it did go down on itself. The failure of the vaunted Russian war machine to overwhelm the much smaller Ukraine has shocked the world. And they appear to be plagued by extensive military problems; according to the New York Times, some Russian troops crossed the border into Ukraine with MREs (meals ready to eat) that expired in 2002. It’s never a good sign when your dinner is old enough to enlist.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”