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Sunday, August 16, 2026

Note to self, spend summer vacation at the Bowman Gray School of Medicine (It's toasted)


In North Carolina the Bowman Gray School of Medicine is looking for 20 habitual marijuana smokers who they'll provide with free pot in order to study the effects of the drug. Note to self, spend summer vacation at the Bowman Gray School of Medicine. --Norm Macdonald


This week President Clinton played golf with ex-presidents Gerald Ford and George Bush. Bush hit an old lady in the face with a golf ball giving her a broken nose and 10 stitches. But don't be impressed. It took him five strokes to do it. --Norm Macdonald


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Thursday, July 30, 2026

a lot of people didn’t like him, but at least he was bad at golf (wondering when the jokes were gonna start)


President Trump’s had a rough reception at this past weekend’s dinner where his comedy routine was universally ridiculed. Even the crickets in attendance sat quietly wondering when the jokes were gonna start. —Seth Meyers 


This week also saw the funeral of Lindsey Graham, where Trump was seen struggling to keep his eyes open. He looks like me after I’ve had three White Claws at the beach. —Seth Meyers 


“During his eulogy yesterday at Senator Lindsey Graham’s funeral, President Trump said that virtually everyone in both political parties liked Graham and added, ‘Well, not everybody.’ Amazing. The one time where it’s perfectly acceptable to lie a little bit and he decides to tell the truth: ‘[imitating Trump] Lindsey, a lot of people didn’t like him, but at least he was bad at golf.’” — Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Monday, July 20, 2026

just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars (always try and make it interesting)



President Trump attended the U.S. Women’s Open Golf Tournament this weekend, so just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. –Seth Meyers


A new survey shows 30 percent of Americans believe legalizing marijuana will make driving less safe. Though marijuana users believe that legalization will make driving less likely. –Seth Meyers


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Sunday, July 19, 2026

he had help making his uniform from a bunch of singing mice and birds (I'm coming for you, ISIS!)

I've never gotten a decent explanation as to why Popeye the Sailor Man lost his eye. —Norm Macdonald


I don't know if this counts as an NCAA Cinderella story but one of the Marquette players said he had help making his uniform from a bunch of singing mice and birds. —Norm Macdonald


I read a story, a 17-year-old kid who stole a plane crashed it and survived. Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid? —Norm Macdonald


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”