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Showing posts with label Utah Jazz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Utah Jazz. Show all posts

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz (Si)


"Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as 'Hispanic' on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, 'Si.'" –Jimmy Fallon


Over 27,000 people attended a massive rally for Bernie Sanders in Manhattan's Washington Square Park. Well, technically, 7,000 people showed up for Bernie, while 20,000 New Yorkers just saw a line and got in it. –Jimmy Fallon


"President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect — telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'" –Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, April 15, 2022

You mean George Washington's real last name was Mar-A-Lago Golf Course? (Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz)


Some more news about the President just came out that during a trip to George Washington's home in Mount Vernon, Trump was amazed that Washington didn't name the property after himself. This is real. Trump said, "if Washington was smart, he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you." When a staffer said, "Sir, where you live is named after him." Trump was like, "You mean George Washington's real last name was Mar-A-Lago Golf Course?" --Jimmy Fallon


Actually, this is very interesting. I read that the cloak that Kit Harington wears on the show is actually a rug from IKEA. Yeah, when he heard that, President Trump was like, "Who cares? So is my hair." --Jimmy Fallon


Producers for "Game of Thrones" confirmed that President Obama has requested and will receive episodes of the show's new season before it airs on HBO. So he can call up the Republicans and spoil it for them. “Jon Snow's alive! Bye.” –Jimmy Fallon


"Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as 'Hispanic' on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, 'Si.'" –Jimmy Fallon


"President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect — telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'" –Jimmy Fallon


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Thursday, March 19, 2020

the president is being played by Gary Busey (because not even corona wants to be on the Knicks)


“On Wednesday, Kevin Durant of the Brooklyn Nets revealed he tested positive, which means players from at least the Jazz, Pistons and Nets have the virus. It’s going around to all the NBA teams – except the Knicks, because not even corona wants to be on the Knicks.” —Trevor Noah

“The coronavirus continues to be everywhere. West Virginia has become the 50th state with a confirmed case. So we’re all in this together – no red states or blue states, just 50 anxious, pale states. This is a crisis that we have to face together by staying as far apart as possible.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump is calling the coronavirus the ‘Chinese virus’. You know, they say a great way to prevent a virus from spreading is to name it something racist – that way they keep it on the down-low. I don’t know why he does this. Actually, I do know why he does this – it’s to deflect blame away from him. It’s like when he started calling Eric and Don Jr. the Ivana kids.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Right now, we are basically living through a disaster movie in which the president is being played by Gary Busey.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Friday, February 7, 2020

it was Trump's Pettysburg Address (your father would’ve grabbed him by now)


“President Trump took a post-impeachment victory lap on Thursday, lashing out at “dishonest and corrupt” opponents. He ranted and raved for more than an hour this afternoon, airing every grievance, grinding every ax — it was his Pettysburg Address.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Meanwhile, Donald Trump Jr – so desperate for Daddy’s love – posted a picture of Romney in jeans on Instagram with the caption ‘Mom Jeans, because you’re a p***y.’ If Mitt Romney really was that, your father would’ve grabbed him by now. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Seriously, I haven’t seen that many happy white guys since the Utah Jazz made the playoffs.” —Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Monday, May 27, 2019

NBA 2K17: Indiana Pacers vs Utah Jazz



I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz



"President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect — telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"While he was in Utah, Obama discussed immigration reform with leaders of the Mormon Church. Obama introduced the first lady. Then the church's president introduced HIS first lady. And his second lady. And his third, fourth, and fifth ladies." –Jimmy Fallon