A spanking, really/In God We Trust/embarrassed and pissed

Trump could really use a win right now because things have not been going his way by any measure. The latest is the Alabama GOP Senate primary. Trump tweeted his support for Luther Strange. He did robocalls, held a rally for him. He went all in! Well, remember how Trump predicted we'd get tired of winning? Well, I think he's already there because he lost, badly. A spanking, really. –Stephen Colbert

White House aides say the president is "embarrassed and pissed." Which coincidentally is replacing "In God We Trust" on all U.S. currency. –Stephen Colbert

     

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overcompensating a bit (favorite porn flick)

      

The president is overcompensating a bit because he had a rough day yesterday. A candidate he worked very hard to endorse in Alabama lost his election. Senator Luther Strange lost his Republican primary runoff to Roy Moore by 10 points, which was very disappointing to the president. Usually when Trump goes all-in on a loser it's a casino with his name on it. It was an embarrassing blow to his ego. He even went so far as to do something he never does, he deleted three tweets today, where he bragged about how well Luther Strange was doing because of his endorsement. –Jimmy Kimmel

   

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Very Fine People/Sons of Bitches, pt. 2

In political news, Alabama Senate candidate Luther Strange lost in a special Republican runoff election yesterday. Now Luther Strange had been heavily endorsed by Donald Trump, particularly on Twitter. So of course, now that he lost, Trump has deleted all of those tweets. Trump hasn't dumped anyone that fast since his last wife… and his last communications director… and his daughter, Tiffany. –James Corden

Luther Strange lost to a crazy populist candidate who actually pulled out a pistol on stage at his campaign rally earlier this week. Now, technically, it's still not clear if Luther Strange lost to that guy or just surrendered to him. –James Corden

     

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Women say that they're excited (villain in a Batman comic)

Paul Ryan said that the tax plan will let people file their taxes on a postcard. Cuz if there's one group you can count on to fix the IRS, it's the Post Office. –Jimmy Fallon

Last night, a Republican named Luther Strange lost Alabama Senate primary. So now, "Luther Strange" will go back to his old job — a villain in a Batman comic. –Jimmy Fallon

Saudi Arabia just announced they will let women drive. Women say that they're excited, and can't wait to drive straight out of Saudi Arabia. –Jimmy Fallon

      

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