The Senate today
confirmed former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to lead the Energy Department. “That
poor son of a b---h,” said Rick Perry, before realizing HE was Rick Perry.
–Seth Meyers
The Senate today
also confirmed Ben Carson as secretary of Housing and Urban Development. The
news came as a surprise to Carson, who thought he dreamed it. –Seth Meyers
According to
Politico, during a recent White House communications staff meeting, press
secretary Sean Spicer made a deputy communications director cry. To be fair,
all he said was, “Wanna hang out later?” –Seth Meyers
Taco
Bell has announced that it is creating a hybrid of its Quesalupas and Doritos
Locos Tacos, called the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch. Of course, if you can say
that, you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it. –Seth Meyers
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