which means it’ll end when he finds a younger, hotter task force (That one really caught me by surprise)

“In that ABC News interview, President Trump said that as states relax stay-at-home orders during the coronavirus pandemic, there may be more death, because, quote, ‘You won’t be locked into an apartment or a house or whatever it is.’ I know he’s out of touch, but is it possible he doesn’t even know what people live in? [as Trump] ‘I think they make nests out of mud or something. I could ask them, but I really don’t want to interact.’” —Seth Meyers

“Now, there was so much backlash for disbanding this task force, that this morning, Trump announced that he would not be disbanding the task force. He said he would allow the task force to continue, just with different people doing different things, which makes as much sense as telling your husband you’re not divorcing him, you’re just continuing your marriage with a different person who you don’t hate.” —Trevor Noah

“[as Trump] Turns out people like people who want them to be alive. That one really caught me by surprise, because I’m dead inside.” —Stephen Colbert

“Of course, this is Donald Trump, which means it’ll end when he finds a younger, hotter task force.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the plan is to just have Mike Pence bore the virus to death (Wall Street Bailouts $12.8 Trillion)

“As coronavirus, also known as Covid-19, spreads, Wall Street is panicking. The Dow lost 2,000 points in the first three days this week, so Donald Trump held a press conference to reassure nervous investors. On Thursday, it bounced back by plunging almost 1200 points – the largest single-day drop in US history. America already has its first case of unknown origin, meaning it’s likely, according to medical experts, that there are people in the country unknowingly infected. Of course, during any health scare, it’s important to stay away from dangerous transmission vectors, in this case, mainly the internet, which is full of fake cures for coronavirus, such as boiled garlic or drinking bleach. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but don’t drink bleach. A) it’s bad for you, and B) it ruins the taste of the Tide Pods.” —Stephen Colbert

The coronavirus has spread to 52 countries on six continents, and various governments are taking serious measures: Spain’s Canary Islands quarantined hotels, South Korea suspended military drills and Saudi Arabia shut down entry into the country for those making the religious pilgrimage to Mecca. And they didn’t stop there – in an even more drastic move, Saudi Arabia said that women aren’t allowed to leave their homes starting 80 years ago.” —Trevor Noah

“Basically, the coronavirus is going after everybody, which is really scary, but also really woke. You don’t think about it, but the coronavirus is more diverse than the Oscars – everyone gets a chance. Less welcome is the news that Pence will be in charge of the response, although Noah argued it could be a stroke of genius: I know it seems ludicrous, but maybe the plan is to just have Mike Pence bore the virus to death.” ——Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jesus was persecuted from the day he came down the escalator (Don’t even ask about the Dollar Menu)

President Trump is the first sitting president ever to address a March for Life rally. Evangelicals, oh they love Trump even though he knows shit about Christianity and makes everything about himself. He told this rally (Maher as Trump) said Jesus was persecuted from the day he came down the escalator. —Bill Maher

Trump was very clear. No abortions at all. The only exceptions are rape, incest and the looks of the mother. —Bill Maher

The media has a new thing to whip up a public panic. Now it’s the Corona virus. It started in China and quickly moved and spread to Japan and South Korea and Thailand and Taiwan. Now it’s in the United States. I am not worried about this. They are close to a cure and we're almost there. They say the last piece of the puzzle with the Corona virus is getting the lime into the IV. —Bill Maher

Doctors are looking at people who have traveled internationally. Do you know who has traveled internationally and just got home. President Trump. Doctors told him for the next couple of weeks lie into your elbow. —Bill Maher

Years ago I was in an exotic Chinese food market where they where people eat things like salamanders and bats and snakes. Don’t even ask about the Dollar Menu. I ate there once and I regretted it. I could tell something was wrong I ordered the bat and the guy said do you want flies with that. —Bill Maher

At Trump’s impeachment trial Democrats wanted to bring in witnesses but the Republicans said No. A trial without witnesses? That’s like a Phish concert without rolling papers. —Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”