When the people lead, the leaders will follow (which is not true, I also drink)

November 2021

A new report shows that the fastest growing form of electronic vehicles is the E-bike, which is particularly popular in cities. At this point experts believe the only thing that could slow these bikes down are car doors. —Michael Che

Environmentalists are warning visitors to the Canary Islands that having sex on the sand dunes is causing them to erode faster. In addition, they’re also making them super clumpy. —Michael Che

An 83 year old man has become the oldest person ever to hike the Appalachian Trail. The man dedicated this walk to his wife, who died a few miles back. —Michael Che

Senator Josh Hawley said in a speech after years of being told their manhood is a problem, men are turning to pornography and video games, which is not true. I also drink. —Michael Che

A judge rules that Texas governor Greg Abbott’s executive order, banning mask mandates in school violated the Americans with Disabilities Act. Because in Texas, you have to treat the disabled with care and respect, until the day you execute them. —Michael Che

It was announced that New York City Santacon which was canceled last year, will return this December. So the answer is nothing. The pandemic taught us nothing. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the plan is to just have Mike Pence bore the virus to death (Wall Street Bailouts $12.8 Trillion)

“As coronavirus, also known as Covid-19, spreads, Wall Street is panicking. The Dow lost 2,000 points in the first three days this week, so Donald Trump held a press conference to reassure nervous investors. On Thursday, it bounced back by plunging almost 1200 points – the largest single-day drop in US history. America already has its first case of unknown origin, meaning it’s likely, according to medical experts, that there are people in the country unknowingly infected. Of course, during any health scare, it’s important to stay away from dangerous transmission vectors, in this case, mainly the internet, which is full of fake cures for coronavirus, such as boiled garlic or drinking bleach. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but don’t drink bleach. A) it’s bad for you, and B) it ruins the taste of the Tide Pods.” —Stephen Colbert

The coronavirus has spread to 52 countries on six continents, and various governments are taking serious measures: Spain’s Canary Islands quarantined hotels, South Korea suspended military drills and Saudi Arabia shut down entry into the country for those making the religious pilgrimage to Mecca. And they didn’t stop there – in an even more drastic move, Saudi Arabia said that women aren’t allowed to leave their homes starting 80 years ago.” —Trevor Noah

“Basically, the coronavirus is going after everybody, which is really scary, but also really woke. You don’t think about it, but the coronavirus is more diverse than the Oscars – everyone gets a chance. Less welcome is the news that Pence will be in charge of the response, although Noah argued it could be a stroke of genius: I know it seems ludicrous, but maybe the plan is to just have Mike Pence bore the virus to death.” ——Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”