I'll have the Spanish omelet, hold the Spanish (We have a dream)

Check this out. Over the weekend, Trump's pick to be the next U.N. ambassador withdrew herself from consideration. You’ve got to hand it to Trump -- his administration is running so smoothly, that his staff now is now firing themselves. That's amazing when you can get to that level. --Jimmy Fallon

On Friday, President Trump declared a national emergency. Then he immediately went on vacation to Florida. While he was at his golf club, a photo of him standing at the omelet bar went viral. He was like (Fallon as Trump),  "I'll have the Spanish omelet, hold the Spanish." --Jimmy Fallon

Check this out. The other day, a woman gave birth to a baby boy on a JetBlue flight. It was stressful, but now JetBlue can finally say that they had an early arrival. --Jimmy Fallon

You guys, it's Presidents' Day. Happy Presidents' Day, you guys. This morning, President Trump ran downstairs in his pajamas looking for presents under the tree. --Jimmy Fallon

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