Just slowly scroll on. You saw nothing... (So get ready, Ron, he’s going to cheat on you)

January 2023

“In a new podcast episode, Donald Trump confirmed that he heard Ron DeSantis might challenge him for the Republican nomination, and said he’d ‘handle that the way I handle things’. So get ready, Ron, he’s going to cheat on you.” —Seth Meyers

“Last night the Dallas Cowboys knocked Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers out of the playoffs. Yeah, and now fans want to know, will Tom Brady retire? Yep, after the game Brady was thinking about retiring, but then he saw the price of eggs and was like, ‘I can't retire now.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“And did you guys see this? During last night's game, the Cowboys kicker missed four straight extra points. We haven't seen someone fail that many times in a row since Kevin McCarthy ran for Speaker of the House.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”