“Russia has officially pulled out of the International Space Station, which no one asked them to do. We said pull out of Ukraine, not the space station! Is this a Google Translate issue? What’s going on here?” —Trevor Noah
“The decision, effective after 2024, is actually bad news, because Russia helps to operate the space station. Am I the only who’s shocked by how many things are connected to Russia in the world? Like the world’s energy supply, Africa’s food supply, space travel, minerals for our electronics. Soon we’re going to find out that Russia provides the sound for sneezes and without them, we can’t complete the action. Although they think this is pretty cool, good luck to them making a dramatic exit when there’s zero gravity.” —Trevor Noah
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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