“Joe Biden’s comment that he doesn’t think the US is entering a recession, ‘God willing.’ All right, well, ‘God willing’ kinda undercuts the first part. That’s like saying, ‘Of course I’m good to drive! God willing.’” —Seth Meyers
“President Biden also criticized Trump for his inaction during the January 6th attack on the Capitol, saying ‘you can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy.’ Oh, that’s good, use logic on the insurrectionists. These are people who fly a Confederate flag and an American flag on the same pole. One man, Jacob Chansley, who wore horns and carried a spear, showed up to the coup dressed like a community college football mascot. You really think that guy heard what you said and thought, ‘Hmm, checkmate, Mr President.’” —Seth Meyers
“There is a Wall Street Journal report from the weekend that Elon Musk had an affair with Nicole Shanahan, the estranged wife of Google co-founder Sergey Brin, causing Brin to cash out of his investments in Musk’s companies. Musk broke the cardinal rule: don’t ever mess with a guy who knows how to check your Gmail.” —Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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